wenis / astolfo pc

[refractures]

i cant find any GOOD astolfo memes

:')

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w0 friday

[refractures]

[ Someone's at Toys Bar Us, and having a blast with the piano that one can play by stepping on them. He hops to play Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, but pauses. ]

Hey, can you hit that key close to you?

[riderculous]

[ Oh nice! They have been watching for a moment and then grin brightly at the request ]

Leave it to me! [ Time to hit it the key ] This one?

[refractures]

Yeah! It'll be the grand finale of the song.

[ Something like that. ]

[riderculous]

[ Tapping the key a few more times with more energy ]

Can you play it again?

[refractures]

Yeah~

[ Seo takes some steps on keys and hops here and there, playing out Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. If he looks like he almost slips, no he doesn't. ]

[riderculous]

[ They will be a brosis and not notice any near misses. ]

So it's like this? [ While Seo almost slips, Astolfo is going to definitely slip and fall while trying to recreate it. Remember them fondly... ]

[refractures]

[ Oof. Seo almost winces at that. Poor Astolfo... Seo walks on over to them and holds out his gloved hand. ]

You're getting the hang of it~ Here.

[riderculous]

[ They laugh at themselves as they take his hand ]

Up we go! [ Pulling themselves up and then grinning ] Do you know any other songs?

[refractures]

Yeah, but I don't think I can play them on this dinky piano.

[ He's talking about the number of keys, because this actual "piano" is huge. ]

[riderculous]

Let's adventure to find an even bigger one then!

[ Holding out their hand to him ]

I haven't gotten the chance to see every thing here.

[refractures]

Yeah?

[ He looks at the hand, pauses for a moment before holding the fingertips instead. Yeah. His hands are also gloved. ]

It's time to see the world~ Venture forth, young pioneer~

[riderculous]

[ hold the fingies while they lead him away from the floor keyboard ]

Right! To see what treasures this place may hold! [ time to wander over to the escalators ] How many floors do you think this place even has?

[refractures]

Hm... Maybe five? At least from what I saw earlier. It's unfortunate that we can't go to those floors though. Locking the bars out of access makes it so boring for the adults~

[riderculous]

That does make it boring. Why have it at all if we can't even use it? [ up up we go to b*rbie world ] Maybe there's a secret way up there?

[refractures]

Perhaps. Can you fly?

[ He's just kidding... ]

[riderculous]

I can on the hippogriff. [ ... ] Where did I leave him anyways?

[refractures]

The what.

[riderculous]

Hippogriff. I'm borrowing him from a friend of mine.

[refractures]

... Is there a hippogriff rental place somewhere?

[ What the fuck!!! ]

[riderculous]

Nope! He arrived with me when I got here.

[ Once they are up a floor, Astolfo is going to guide him to the down escalator. Quickest adventure ever... ]

Come on come on! I can introduce you to him.

[refractures]

[ Truly a speedrun... Seodore follows Astolfo. ]

But we have to find him first, don't we?

[riderculous]

We do! It shouldn't be that hard, right?

[ Imagine if it somehow got up to the third floor without them seeing it ]

[refractures]

[ 100 stealth ]

Depends on how big it is~

[ He looks up through the center of the place to see if he can catch a glimpse of a Creature because he doesn't know what it really looks like. Is it part hippo?? Hell if he knows. ]

[riderculous]

It's pretty big! About the same size of a horse.

[ They will hold up their free hand to indicate it's big ]

His head and front legs are that of an eagle, he has a body of a lion, and he has a horse butt!

[ If they listen close enough they can hear half a clip clop wandering around the n*rf section ]

[refractures]

[ Yeah, those are not sounds you would normally hear inside a store, so Seodore looks in that direction. ]

... Is it like a specific chimera? Anyway, I heard something like an animal walking over there. Let's take a look.