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i cant find any GOOD astolfo memes

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[ It truly is just horse butt.

And Seo lets Astolfo drag him around, because he thinks it's fun. ]

Did they lend it to you?

[ But then he sees it trying to eat the toy(???). How old is the hippogriff. We need to prevent 1-3 year olds from interacting with toys and plastic bags. (/s) ]

[riderculous]

Yeah, we'll go with that!

[ It's definitely lending if they weren't told no or gave their friend a chance to say no right

Astolfo is going to watch the critter. ]

You can do it, Hippogriff! [ Chomp that packaging! Hippogriff is going to look up at the pair of them and chirp in greeting before resuming it's task. ]

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[ Seodore also just watches for a while, because he's never seen anything like this before, and it's really obvious from his face. ]

... Babies and animals choke on the plastic bag, you know. You might want to stop him.

[riderculous]

[ Oh ]

Whoops. [ Letting him go to grab the toy away from borse. ] Come on! We'll find something better for you to chew on.

[ Putting the toy back on the shelf like that. That's someone else's problem now!
The creature itself huffs as if he's been wronged. Astolfo will start stroking the feathers on his neck after that. ]

Don't give me that. [ Then they'll look to Seo ] Do you want to pet him?

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It won't bite or anything?

[ Since he's kinda. Sus. Seo is also aware that animals have a keen sense of Things. ]

[riderculous]

Not unless I ask him to!

[ It's a good little Noble Phantasm ]

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Really?

[ And of course, typical Seodore fashion, he walks up to the hippogriff and tries to squish its face as if it's a very precious... rabbit. Or something. He's already pushing it. ]

[riderculous]

[ Why are you like this?

Astolfo is going to laugh at it while the hippogriff makes an idignant huff! Much like the packaging, they will be slow to save their mount. ]

Have you ever pet an animal before?

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Hm... a cat? Probably. I dunno! I don't remember.

[ Said very casually and flippantly. Hippogriff will continue to get the face squishing. ]

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[ The Hippo is split between just giving into fate or leaning back.

Astolfo will finally decide to save the creature by putting their hands over Seo's to guide them down to the neck. Time to show how to pet critter ]

Pet him like this! Try to go with the feathers.

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With the feathers? Like this?

[ He's mimicking the motions as Astolfo showed him, but he's pressing a little too hard. ]

[riderculous]

[ Don't smoosh the hippo's neck ]

Much better! Just a bit more gentle. I don't know how much he can actually take like this.

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[ ...

He withdraws his hands. ]

I don't think I should take my chances anymore.

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[ Astolfo will give critter a pat pat on the neck. ]

Let me know if you ever want to go on a ride. [ Borse located! ] What were we doing again?

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Hm. We were~ thinking about how to get up there! To the "adult floor".

[ That sounds so scandalous. ]

Then we found your hippogriff eating plastic.

[riderculous]

Oh yeah! To the adult floor.

[ So scandalous and from the grin they are sporting, they are aware. ]

It's a good thing one of us still has their sense! Maybe we should look for a secret door?

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[ They can both be adults about this. Yeah!! ]

Like those employee only doors?

[ Is that secret enough? Seo isn't sure, but it beats doing nothing. ]

[riderculous]

[ Yeah!! ]

That might be a good place to start. Maybe there will be a ladder or stairs back there?

[ Imagine if that was the answer the whole time ]

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[ Truly trial eyes moment. ]

That sounds incredibly anticlimatic, but let's get to it~

[ and we can end the thread here!! seo and astolfo's big toys bar us adventure ]