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refractures) wrote2024-09-28 01:45 pm
refractures) wrote2024-09-28 01:45 pmwenis / astolfo pc
i cant find any GOOD astolfo memes
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refractures) wrote2024-09-28 01:45 pm
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[ He's just kidding... ]
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[ What the fuck!!! ]
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[ Once they are up a floor, Astolfo is going to guide him to the down escalator. Quickest adventure ever... ]
Come on come on! I can introduce you to him.
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But we have to find him first, don't we?
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[ Imagine if it somehow got up to the third floor without them seeing it ]
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Depends on how big it is~
[ He looks up through the center of the place to see if he can catch a glimpse of a Creature because he doesn't know what it really looks like. Is it part hippo?? Hell if he knows. ]
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[ They will hold up their free hand to indicate it's big ]
His head and front legs are that of an eagle, he has a body of a lion, and he has a horse butt!
[ If they listen close enough they can hear half a clip clop wandering around the n*rf section ]
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... Is it like a specific chimera? Anyway, I heard something like an animal walking over there. Let's take a look.
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Something like that! Bradamante once said it's a child of a griffin and a horse.
[ They think? Oh well! Time to lead him that way. Why is Seo letting them pull him around?
They will probably see the white feathered head over the shelves before it ducks down to
chomp with it's beak on the toy packaging. Here's the bird horse ]
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And Seo lets Astolfo drag him around, because he thinks it's fun. ]
Did they lend it to you?
[ But then he sees it trying to eat the toy(???). How old is the hippogriff. We need to prevent 1-3 year olds from interacting with toys and plastic bags. (/s) ]
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[ It's definitely lending if they weren't told no or gave their friend a chance to say no right
Astolfo is going to watch the critter. ]
You can do it, Hippogriff! [ Chomp that packaging! Hippogriff is going to look up at the pair of them and chirp in greeting before resuming it's task. ]
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... Babies and animals choke on the plastic bag, you know. You might want to stop him.
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Whoops. [ Letting him go to grab the toy away from borse. ] Come on! We'll find something better for you to chew on.
[ Putting the toy back on the shelf like that. That's someone else's problem now!
The creature itself huffs as if he's been wronged. Astolfo will start stroking the feathers on his neck after that. ]
Don't give me that. [ Then they'll look to Seo ] Do you want to pet him?
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[ Since he's kinda. Sus. Seo is also aware that animals have a keen sense of Things. ]
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[ It's a good little Noble Phantasm ]
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[ And of course, typical Seodore fashion, he walks up to the hippogriff and tries to squish its face as if it's a very precious... rabbit. Or something. He's already pushing it. ]
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Astolfo is going to laugh at it while the hippogriff makes an idignant huff! Much like the packaging, they will be slow to save their mount. ]
Have you ever pet an animal before?
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[ Said very casually and flippantly. Hippogriff will continue to get the face squishing. ]
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Astolfo will finally decide to save the creature by putting their hands over Seo's to guide them down to the neck. Time to show how to pet critter ]
Pet him like this! Try to go with the feathers.
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[ He's mimicking the motions as Astolfo showed him, but he's pressing a little too hard. ]
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Much better! Just a bit more gentle. I don't know how much he can actually take like this.
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He withdraws his hands. ]
I don't think I should take my chances anymore.
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