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[refractures]

i cant find any GOOD astolfo memes

:')

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[riderculous]

[ Tapping the key a few more times with more energy ]

Can you play it again?

[refractures]

Yeah~

[ Seo takes some steps on keys and hops here and there, playing out Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. If he looks like he almost slips, no he doesn't. ]

[riderculous]

[ They will be a brosis and not notice any near misses. ]

So it's like this? [ While Seo almost slips, Astolfo is going to definitely slip and fall while trying to recreate it. Remember them fondly... ]

[refractures]

[ Oof. Seo almost winces at that. Poor Astolfo... Seo walks on over to them and holds out his gloved hand. ]

You're getting the hang of it~ Here.

[riderculous]

[ They laugh at themselves as they take his hand ]

Up we go! [ Pulling themselves up and then grinning ] Do you know any other songs?

[refractures]

Yeah, but I don't think I can play them on this dinky piano.

[ He's talking about the number of keys, because this actual "piano" is huge. ]

[riderculous]

Let's adventure to find an even bigger one then!

[ Holding out their hand to him ]

I haven't gotten the chance to see every thing here.

[refractures]

Yeah?

[ He looks at the hand, pauses for a moment before holding the fingertips instead. Yeah. His hands are also gloved. ]

It's time to see the world~ Venture forth, young pioneer~

[riderculous]

[ hold the fingies while they lead him away from the floor keyboard ]

Right! To see what treasures this place may hold! [ time to wander over to the escalators ] How many floors do you think this place even has?

[refractures]

Hm... Maybe five? At least from what I saw earlier. It's unfortunate that we can't go to those floors though. Locking the bars out of access makes it so boring for the adults~

[riderculous]

That does make it boring. Why have it at all if we can't even use it? [ up up we go to b*rbie world ] Maybe there's a secret way up there?

[refractures]

Perhaps. Can you fly?

[ He's just kidding... ]

[riderculous]

I can on the hippogriff. [ ... ] Where did I leave him anyways?

[refractures]

The what.

[riderculous]

Hippogriff. I'm borrowing him from a friend of mine.

[refractures]

... Is there a hippogriff rental place somewhere?

[ What the fuck!!! ]

[riderculous]

Nope! He arrived with me when I got here.

[ Once they are up a floor, Astolfo is going to guide him to the down escalator. Quickest adventure ever... ]

Come on come on! I can introduce you to him.

[refractures]

[ Truly a speedrun... Seodore follows Astolfo. ]

But we have to find him first, don't we?

[riderculous]

We do! It shouldn't be that hard, right?

[ Imagine if it somehow got up to the third floor without them seeing it ]

[refractures]

[ 100 stealth ]

Depends on how big it is~

[ He looks up through the center of the place to see if he can catch a glimpse of a Creature because he doesn't know what it really looks like. Is it part hippo?? Hell if he knows. ]

[riderculous]

It's pretty big! About the same size of a horse.

[ They will hold up their free hand to indicate it's big ]

His head and front legs are that of an eagle, he has a body of a lion, and he has a horse butt!

[ If they listen close enough they can hear half a clip clop wandering around the n*rf section ]

[refractures]

[ Yeah, those are not sounds you would normally hear inside a store, so Seodore looks in that direction. ]

... Is it like a specific chimera? Anyway, I heard something like an animal walking over there. Let's take a look.

[riderculous]

[ Following his gaze ]

Something like that! Bradamante once said it's a child of a griffin and a horse.

[ They think? Oh well! Time to lead him that way. Why is Seo letting them pull him around?

They will probably see the white feathered head over the shelves before it ducks down to
chomp with it's beak on the toy packaging. Here's the bird horse ]

[refractures]

[ It truly is just horse butt.

And Seo lets Astolfo drag him around, because he thinks it's fun. ]

Did they lend it to you?

[ But then he sees it trying to eat the toy(???). How old is the hippogriff. We need to prevent 1-3 year olds from interacting with toys and plastic bags. (/s) ]

[riderculous]

Yeah, we'll go with that!

[ It's definitely lending if they weren't told no or gave their friend a chance to say no right

Astolfo is going to watch the critter. ]

You can do it, Hippogriff! [ Chomp that packaging! Hippogriff is going to look up at the pair of them and chirp in greeting before resuming it's task. ]