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[refractures]

i cant find any GOOD astolfo memes

:')

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[riderculous]

[ hold the fingies while they lead him away from the floor keyboard ]

Right! To see what treasures this place may hold! [ time to wander over to the escalators ] How many floors do you think this place even has?

[refractures]

Hm... Maybe five? At least from what I saw earlier. It's unfortunate that we can't go to those floors though. Locking the bars out of access makes it so boring for the adults~

[riderculous]

That does make it boring. Why have it at all if we can't even use it? [ up up we go to b*rbie world ] Maybe there's a secret way up there?

[refractures]

Perhaps. Can you fly?

[ He's just kidding... ]

[riderculous]

I can on the hippogriff. [ ... ] Where did I leave him anyways?

[refractures]

The what.

[riderculous]

Hippogriff. I'm borrowing him from a friend of mine.

[refractures]

... Is there a hippogriff rental place somewhere?

[ What the fuck!!! ]

[riderculous]

Nope! He arrived with me when I got here.

[ Once they are up a floor, Astolfo is going to guide him to the down escalator. Quickest adventure ever... ]

Come on come on! I can introduce you to him.

[refractures]

[ Truly a speedrun... Seodore follows Astolfo. ]

But we have to find him first, don't we?

[riderculous]

We do! It shouldn't be that hard, right?

[ Imagine if it somehow got up to the third floor without them seeing it ]

[refractures]

[ 100 stealth ]

Depends on how big it is~

[ He looks up through the center of the place to see if he can catch a glimpse of a Creature because he doesn't know what it really looks like. Is it part hippo?? Hell if he knows. ]

[riderculous]

It's pretty big! About the same size of a horse.

[ They will hold up their free hand to indicate it's big ]

His head and front legs are that of an eagle, he has a body of a lion, and he has a horse butt!

[ If they listen close enough they can hear half a clip clop wandering around the n*rf section ]

[refractures]

[ Yeah, those are not sounds you would normally hear inside a store, so Seodore looks in that direction. ]

... Is it like a specific chimera? Anyway, I heard something like an animal walking over there. Let's take a look.

[riderculous]

[ Following his gaze ]

Something like that! Bradamante once said it's a child of a griffin and a horse.

[ They think? Oh well! Time to lead him that way. Why is Seo letting them pull him around?

They will probably see the white feathered head over the shelves before it ducks down to
chomp with it's beak on the toy packaging. Here's the bird horse ]

[refractures]

[ It truly is just horse butt.

And Seo lets Astolfo drag him around, because he thinks it's fun. ]

Did they lend it to you?

[ But then he sees it trying to eat the toy(???). How old is the hippogriff. We need to prevent 1-3 year olds from interacting with toys and plastic bags. (/s) ]

[riderculous]

Yeah, we'll go with that!

[ It's definitely lending if they weren't told no or gave their friend a chance to say no right

Astolfo is going to watch the critter. ]

You can do it, Hippogriff! [ Chomp that packaging! Hippogriff is going to look up at the pair of them and chirp in greeting before resuming it's task. ]

[refractures]

[ Seodore also just watches for a while, because he's never seen anything like this before, and it's really obvious from his face. ]

... Babies and animals choke on the plastic bag, you know. You might want to stop him.

[riderculous]

[ Oh ]

Whoops. [ Letting him go to grab the toy away from borse. ] Come on! We'll find something better for you to chew on.

[ Putting the toy back on the shelf like that. That's someone else's problem now!
The creature itself huffs as if he's been wronged. Astolfo will start stroking the feathers on his neck after that. ]

Don't give me that. [ Then they'll look to Seo ] Do you want to pet him?

[refractures]

It won't bite or anything?

[ Since he's kinda. Sus. Seo is also aware that animals have a keen sense of Things. ]

[riderculous]

Not unless I ask him to!

[ It's a good little Noble Phantasm ]

[refractures]

Really?

[ And of course, typical Seodore fashion, he walks up to the hippogriff and tries to squish its face as if it's a very precious... rabbit. Or something. He's already pushing it. ]

[riderculous]

[ Why are you like this?

Astolfo is going to laugh at it while the hippogriff makes an idignant huff! Much like the packaging, they will be slow to save their mount. ]

Have you ever pet an animal before?

[refractures]

Hm... a cat? Probably. I dunno! I don't remember.

[ Said very casually and flippantly. Hippogriff will continue to get the face squishing. ]

[riderculous]

[ The Hippo is split between just giving into fate or leaning back.

Astolfo will finally decide to save the creature by putting their hands over Seo's to guide them down to the neck. Time to show how to pet critter ]

Pet him like this! Try to go with the feathers.