wenis / w

[refractures]

(kafka voice) boom

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[sarkazm]

I can pull anything off.

[it's unfortunate that she knows she looks good. not that she does right now, still battered and bandaged up, but you know.

at least the bandages are still in place; wherever there's staining visible, there's a little black along with the red. it was the same with her blood when he patched her up, a dark tint to it with occasional streaks.]

I thought that laying around here and having access to the pizza whenever I wanted would be a pretty sweet deal, you know? Too bad the thing's broken.

[it's not. w just doesn't read and therefore doesn't know WHY she's not getting pizza.]

[refractures]

It's broken?

[ Seo goes to check it out. He can read at least... so he gets some pan pizza.

... ]

[sarkazm]

-hey, what the hell!

[WHY NOT HER.]

[refractures]

Looks like it's not broken~

[ lol. lmao.

He doesn't even eat it... ]

[sarkazm]

[smacks the table of the booth with her unimpaled hand

fuck you!!]

[refractures]

[ He just laughs as usual. ]

I'm sure you must be so hangry right now.

[ Anyway, he gives her the pan pizza. Out of the goodness of his heart? No, there's cilantro on it. ]

[sarkazm]

I wasn't hungry anyway.

[god why is this happening again jiaoqiu did the same thing to her with the cilantro]

[refractures]

You suuuuure?

[ The pan pizza will be here. Forever. ]

[sarkazm]

Of course I'm sure.

[ugh.]

Anyway. I don't have any use for this thing now, might as well get rid of it.

[throws a small object at his face... catch.]

[refractures]

[ He catches it before realizing what it is. ]

So you just give it to me? What am I, your trash can? Awful.

[ Anyway, he looks down. What is it. ]

[sarkazm]

More or less.

[it's a car key.]

[refractures]

[ ............... ]

You should have given this to me sooner.

[ what the fuck!! I'm gonna assume chalupa time soon. ]

[sarkazm]

I still gave it to you, didn't I!

[listen I TOO FORGOT THE SCHEDULE]

[refractures]

Why did you even keep this thing? The car didn't even move, I think?

[ I'm laughing bc seo is so disappointed and me going "seo deserves this"

He tosses the key up several times and catching it in his hand. ]

[sarkazm]

I was going to test it out before I got abducted, okay?

Whatever. I'll just grab it again after we loop.

[refractures]

I'm expecting some funny results.

[ He's half expecting W to drive it into a wall. ]

[sarkazm]

I'm doing it to entertain myself, not you! If the thing even works.

If I can get a truck through a minefield, I can get that car down a couple escalators.

[refractures]

A minefield... either you're extremely lucky or you knew their locations beforehand.

[ Jesus ]

[sarkazm]

Of course I did. Planted them myself!

But it would be a pretty shitty minefield if it was easy to get through.

[refractures]

Should I act surprised?

[ W is really just explosion girl. ]

Maybe we should count ourselves lucky that you only have a grenade launcher.

[sarkazm]

What's surprising about it? It'd be stupid if you were shocked an explosives expert knows how to lay a defense.

[like, c'mon.

she picks up a slice of the pan pizza, but she's eating around the little pile of cilantro ruining it.]

Usually I'm carrying at least three firearms, mines, standard grenades, mobile detonators...

[perhaps the duffel bag makes sense now.]

[refractures]

If you're such an expert—

[ He pauses. Hold up. ]

Did you blow up that tent when we first came here?

[sarkazm]

Duh? Honestly, it's funny that you guys kept wondering about it, but it's getting a little sad at this point!

[refractures]

[ ...........

Seo gives W's forehead a flick. She really makes him initiate violence and that's quite a feat. ]

[sarkazm]

Ooh, violence against the injured... you're terrible, you know?

[IS HE, MISS TENT EXPLOSION]

Obviously, you set up defenses somewhere unfamiliar! I didn't think anyone was gonna trip it that fast.