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seodore riddle ([personal profile] refractures) wrote2024-09-29 05:39 pm
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(kafka voice) boom
sarkazm: (18 - iBYwTjW)

[personal profile] sarkazm 2024-10-09 03:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm doing it to entertain myself, not you! If the thing even works.

If I can get a truck through a minefield, I can get that car down a couple escalators.
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[personal profile] sarkazm 2024-10-09 03:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course I did. Planted them myself!

But it would be a pretty shitty minefield if it was easy to get through.
sarkazm: (14 - 1Y2wpwc)

[personal profile] sarkazm 2024-10-09 04:05 pm (UTC)(link)
What's surprising about it? It'd be stupid if you were shocked an explosives expert knows how to lay a defense.

[like, c'mon.

she picks up a slice of the pan pizza, but she's eating around the little pile of cilantro ruining it.]


Usually I'm carrying at least three firearms, mines, standard grenades, mobile detonators...

[perhaps the duffel bag makes sense now.]
sarkazm: (23 - bCLl6tl)

[personal profile] sarkazm 2024-10-09 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Duh? Honestly, it's funny that you guys kept wondering about it, but it's getting a little sad at this point!
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[personal profile] sarkazm 2024-10-09 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Ooh, violence against the injured... you're terrible, you know?

[IS HE, MISS TENT EXPLOSION]

Obviously, you set up defenses somewhere unfamiliar! I didn't think anyone was gonna trip it that fast.
sarkazm: (11 - z2BwXEp)

[personal profile] sarkazm 2024-10-09 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I was staying there. Just wasn't in it at the time.

Usually I'd have enough gear on me to set up something that wouldn't take out the tent too, but I've only got the one type of explosives. Survivable blast, probably drives someone off if it doesn't take them out... it's a decent tradeoff.
sarkazm: (16 - xUNKS1t)

[personal profile] sarkazm 2024-10-09 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
What!

[whaps him with her tail]
sarkazm: (25 - LKsi5Xe)

[personal profile] sarkazm 2024-10-09 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Just remember I won't be stuck here forever.

[you lil shit.]

I'm fine! It's all congealed or whatever.