wenis / w

[refractures]

(kafka voice) boom

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[refractures]

[ ............... ]

You should have given this to me sooner.

[ what the fuck!! I'm gonna assume chalupa time soon. ]

[sarkazm]

I still gave it to you, didn't I!

[listen I TOO FORGOT THE SCHEDULE]

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Why did you even keep this thing? The car didn't even move, I think?

[ I'm laughing bc seo is so disappointed and me going "seo deserves this"

He tosses the key up several times and catching it in his hand. ]

[sarkazm]

I was going to test it out before I got abducted, okay?

Whatever. I'll just grab it again after we loop.

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I'm expecting some funny results.

[ He's half expecting W to drive it into a wall. ]

[sarkazm]

I'm doing it to entertain myself, not you! If the thing even works.

If I can get a truck through a minefield, I can get that car down a couple escalators.

[refractures]

A minefield... either you're extremely lucky or you knew their locations beforehand.

[ Jesus ]

[sarkazm]

Of course I did. Planted them myself!

But it would be a pretty shitty minefield if it was easy to get through.

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Should I act surprised?

[ W is really just explosion girl. ]

Maybe we should count ourselves lucky that you only have a grenade launcher.

[sarkazm]

What's surprising about it? It'd be stupid if you were shocked an explosives expert knows how to lay a defense.

[like, c'mon.

she picks up a slice of the pan pizza, but she's eating around the little pile of cilantro ruining it.]

Usually I'm carrying at least three firearms, mines, standard grenades, mobile detonators...

[perhaps the duffel bag makes sense now.]

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If you're such an expert—

[ He pauses. Hold up. ]

Did you blow up that tent when we first came here?

[sarkazm]

Duh? Honestly, it's funny that you guys kept wondering about it, but it's getting a little sad at this point!

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[ ...........

Seo gives W's forehead a flick. She really makes him initiate violence and that's quite a feat. ]

[sarkazm]

Ooh, violence against the injured... you're terrible, you know?

[IS HE, MISS TENT EXPLOSION]

Obviously, you set up defenses somewhere unfamiliar! I didn't think anyone was gonna trip it that fast.

[refractures]

Thanks. I've always been a terrible guy.

[ So monotone. ]

It was a tent in the middle of the park. What kind of defense is that??

[sarkazm]

I was staying there. Just wasn't in it at the time.

Usually I'd have enough gear on me to set up something that wouldn't take out the tent too, but I've only got the one type of explosives. Survivable blast, probably drives someone off if it doesn't take them out... it's a decent tradeoff.

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[ He just flicks her forehead again. ]

[sarkazm]

What!

[whaps him with her tail]

[refractures]

Nothing. Just felt like it.

[ It gave him his first lit cigarette, so he can't be too mad. But it also hurt Aris.

:/ ]

You stopped bleeding, right?

[ Does she need new bandages despite chalupa being soon. ]

[sarkazm]

Just remember I won't be stuck here forever.

[you lil shit.]

I'm fine! It's all congealed or whatever.

[refractures]

[ Well, that just makes him want to flick her forehead more, so he does it again. ]