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seodore riddle ([personal profile] refractures) wrote2024-09-29 05:39 pm
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wenis / w

(kafka voice) boom
sarkazm: (18 - iBYwTjW)

[personal profile] sarkazm 2024-10-08 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I can pull anything off.

[it's unfortunate that she knows she looks good. not that she does right now, still battered and bandaged up, but you know.

at least the bandages are still in place; wherever there's staining visible, there's a little black along with the red. it was the same with her blood when he patched her up, a dark tint to it with occasional streaks.]


I thought that laying around here and having access to the pizza whenever I wanted would be a pretty sweet deal, you know? Too bad the thing's broken.

[it's not. w just doesn't read and therefore doesn't know WHY she's not getting pizza.]
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[personal profile] sarkazm 2024-10-09 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
-hey, what the hell!

[WHY NOT HER.]
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[personal profile] sarkazm 2024-10-09 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
[smacks the table of the booth with her unimpaled hand

fuck you!!]
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[personal profile] sarkazm 2024-10-09 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
I wasn't hungry anyway.

[god why is this happening again jiaoqiu did the same thing to her with the cilantro]
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[personal profile] sarkazm 2024-10-09 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
Of course I'm sure.

[ugh.]

Anyway. I don't have any use for this thing now, might as well get rid of it.

[throws a small object at his face... catch.]
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[personal profile] sarkazm 2024-10-09 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
More or less.

[it's a car key.]
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[personal profile] sarkazm 2024-10-09 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
I still gave it to you, didn't I!

[listen I TOO FORGOT THE SCHEDULE]
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[personal profile] sarkazm 2024-10-09 03:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I was going to test it out before I got abducted, okay?

Whatever. I'll just grab it again after we loop.
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[personal profile] sarkazm 2024-10-09 03:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm doing it to entertain myself, not you! If the thing even works.

If I can get a truck through a minefield, I can get that car down a couple escalators.
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[personal profile] sarkazm 2024-10-09 03:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course I did. Planted them myself!

But it would be a pretty shitty minefield if it was easy to get through.
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[personal profile] sarkazm 2024-10-09 04:05 pm (UTC)(link)
What's surprising about it? It'd be stupid if you were shocked an explosives expert knows how to lay a defense.

[like, c'mon.

she picks up a slice of the pan pizza, but she's eating around the little pile of cilantro ruining it.]


Usually I'm carrying at least three firearms, mines, standard grenades, mobile detonators...

[perhaps the duffel bag makes sense now.]
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[personal profile] sarkazm 2024-10-09 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Duh? Honestly, it's funny that you guys kept wondering about it, but it's getting a little sad at this point!

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