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[refractures]

i cant find any GOOD astolfo memes

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[refractures]

[ Seo sits on the bar stool and stretches. Ughhh. ]

How did you get your hair back? The beard got tired of me trying to cut it, I guess.

[riderculous]

It just came back on it's own.

[ making poof gestures with their hands. Then they'll snicker as the thought of abandoned beards pop up over their head. ] Is there a bunch of santa beards some where?

[refractures]

Maybe they're on sale, since Christmas passed. Buy one, get two free~ Made by the man himself~

[ He gets a tequila. ]

[riderculous]

[ He laughs at the idea of that. ]

The special purple edition. [ Thinking about it before picking out a brandy. ]

I am curious as to what other curses that little guy will give people, but that's for others to find out. [ Too bad they can't curse the host or "Britney" ]

[refractures]

It was benign and temporary, so I can't really be mad at the ones I saw so far...

[ If the mastermind can turn back time, turning people bald and giving them beards would be a cinch, so Seo isn't too worried about the technicality. ]

What did you do to force their hand into balding you though?

[riderculous]

[ Getting them glasses to place down in front of them. ]

Try to steal the new Tiny at the cash register. I thought maybe I could hold on to that one

[refractures]

They really just put the most invulnerable auto-reject shield around that thing, didn't they... I feel like they really have it out for me!

[ Static forms in his thought bubble. ]

[riderculous]

You really were trying to grab him? [ That's so funny!

Taking a drink. ]

Have you stayed at the motel before?

[refractures]

Hm? No. I just went there today to get a towel though, because I wanted to cover that toy.

[ Then he got his beard... he holds up his drink. Cheers. ]

[riderculous]

[ Everyone is going to be Chihuahua antis after this...

Lifting his glass up. Cheers! ]

I manage to get the last key today. Did you want to sleepover?

[refractures]

[ looks at the cyoa return thread

they sure are!!

But huh. ]

Huh.

[riderculous]

[ Tiny has committed so many crimes. ]

Don't worry! I'm not going to bite or anything.

[refractures]

[ Tiny... who are you...

But Seo snaps out of it. ]

... What?

[ What's a sleepover... it sounds like an invitation for something like [redacted] ]

[riderculous]

[ Switch the shiba out for Tiny

He starts to take another drink and near chokes with laughter. [ redacted ]? He knows how it sounds, but did Seo really just shut down like that? ]

Don't worry, don't worry! It won't be for those intentions.

[refractures]

[ This dog is having the time of its life.

Seo actually gets embarrassed by that. He didn't mean to broadcast the thought. Fucking help. Kill him now on the spot. ]

Okay, but... what is it?

[riderculous]

[ Cute. Astolfo doesn't really have an ounce of shame sorry. ]

Just sleeping in the same bed! It's a pretty big bed for just me.

[refractures]

[ He downs his tequila. Give him some vodka, invisible bartender. ]

You just really do that for fun...? I don't think I could do something like that with anyone......

[ yes, he's talking about sleeping in the same bed. Just that. ]

[riderculous]

[ is he really ]

I didn't think you were actually shy.

[ Astolfo learns something new every day! He's still looking pretty amused by it ]

It isn't that different from hugging. [ Just sleeping ]

[refractures]

[ Yeah

He looks pretty indignant about being called shy. ]

I don't even hug regularly either...? I can handle sleeping on the streets with other people, but on a bed? It sounds more...

[ intimate. The word he's looking for is "intimate", but it doesn't even get pulled up inside his mind from how awkward he feels. ]

[riderculous]

[ Giving his side a nudge. ]

Okay, okay. I'm not going to drag you or anything. Don't worry!

[ Though he may tease still because this is a new side to Seo. ]

[refractures]

Like how you usually do?

[ He's Just A Guy!! Seo sounds a little exasperated, but it's not really negative.

In the thought bubble, Astolfo will see a room that looks like this with no one in it. ]

[riderculous]

Does it bother you?

[ He didn't get the feeling it did, only that it was surprising to Seo for some reason.

With the image appearing, he'll give a curious look. What's that? ]

Seo, what's that room?

[refractures]

I'm not used to being touched by others.

[ Except when they want to hurt him or something. Anyway. ]

What room?

[ The thought bubble disappears as he drinks vodka. ]

[riderculous]

If I ever cross a line, let me know.

[ Use your mouth words. He will scoot his stool closer to lean on him. ]

A room popped up over you head! There was a green rug in the middle with a table and two beds against one wall.

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[ Seo pauses as he puts the glass of vodka down on the counter but goes back to his usual self. ]

Oh, I see. That was a room at my old house. It must have shown up when I thought about it.