wenis / astolfo pc

[refractures]

i cant find any GOOD astolfo memes

:')

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[riderculous]

[ he's so cute ]

Pretty much! Mana itself is pretty rare in a person, but there is another kind that every living creature has that I may be able to borrow.

[ Waving his free hand before taking another drink as if to say it's okay. ]

I'll worry about it when it happens.

[refractures]

[ ???

Well, if Astolfo says so. Seo won't worry about it too much. ]

Mana is basically magical energy, isn't it? I wonder who would have the most out of all of us here...

[riderculous]

[ You're too much of an innocent maiden to hear about getting it from kissing ]

I could ask around! [ He will forget to actually do this. Leaning back to do a slow turn around on the stool. ]

I don't suppose you have any surprise abilities or something.

[refractures]

[ HELLO??? ]

Haha, well~ there's nothing remarkable about me. I'm just a regular person and all~

[riderculous]

[ After completing a full circle, he'll grin a smile. ]

I think regular people are remarkable even without having mana. And you're pretty interesting to me.

[refractures]

Unfortunately, I would like to be unremarkable in every way.

[ Except his hair color, I guess. ]

[riderculous]

Why is that?

[refractures]

Because I would stand out much less! Therefore, attracting less trouble my way~ Though it can't be said about my hair. It's somehow natural.

[ His two-tone purple ass. ]

[riderculous]

[ Ah, another trouble magnet ]

I don't think you stand out more than anyone else here.

[ Astolfo is going to point at the white bit of hair on his own head ]

This is natural, too.

[refractures]

[ When he looks over at Astolfo's white bit of hair, he also thinks of Welt's. Pain. ]

And it's not some natural part of aging?

[ He laughs it off anyway. ]

[riderculous]

[ OH NO! Not the reminder of Welt. ]

How old do you think I am?

[ He'll reach over to touch Seo's hair. ]

[refractures]

[ Seo turns his head when Astolfo reaches over to touch his hair. He doesn't slap their hand away but does raise an eyebrow at the action. ]

Hm... mid-twenties?

[riderculous]

[ He'll try to remember hair is no touchy! Astolfo does another spin around on the stool while a question mark pops up over his head ]

That sounds about right. [ At least for when he was alive! ]

What kind of trouble do you attract?

[refractures]

Ah... a bunch of stuff that I don't want! The seven children part in that scenario was too much, but I did end up having to raise a kid after his parents passed away.

[ ... ]

I'm not good at parenting!

[riderculous]

Ah! That's where the worrying about others come from.

[ He's absolutely delighted at this information ]

Is he no longer under your care?

[refractures]

[ Seo is about to deny the worrying part, but he just moves on. ]

He spread his wings and left the nest~

[riderculous]

[ IS THIS ONE OF THOSE SITUATIONS WHERE ITS LIKE YOUR DOG WENT TO THE FARM ]

Then you did a good job, right?

[ He can't deny the worrying part! Who is the one who comes in with bandages for people coming back on their dog controlled adventures? ]

Do you miss him?

[refractures]

[ :) ]

Haha, I think I did pretty badly. He was sooo rebellious. Pretty sure he hated me even after he left.

[ He only does that so that less people can die! Hopefully!! ]

[riderculous]

[ :(

Also those past tenses! He'll put his hand on Seo's shoulder though to give it a squeeze ]

Why do you think that? Did you fight a lot?

[refractures]

Yup~ We didn't get along either.

[ Terrible parent. ]

[riderculous]

Not everyone gets along. Don't let it get to you, okay?

[ Astolfo is a simple paladin. ]

[refractures]

Oh, it's not!

[ Concerning. He has no guilt... ]

That's just how life is~

[riderculous]

[ It is concerning, but Astolfo is a simple Rider. It'll just be put aside until later if he remembers later.]

Right right! [ Moving on! ] What other surprises are you hiding?

[refractures]

Hm, nothing really? Oh, I witnessed a virgin pregnancy before~

[ It's not him!!! ]

[riderculous]

[ does this game have mpreg ]

A virgin pregnancy?! How did that even happen?