wenis / astolfo pc

[refractures]

i cant find any GOOD astolfo memes

:')

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[refractures]

[ Damn. Imagine not having any regret or shame. Couldn't be him. ]

Looks like a lot of things play into things in that sort of scenario.

[ ... ]

You mentioned that you're a paladin and that you fought in this supernatural war. How do you actually fight?

[riderculous]

[ Next Chalupa drop he should try that one drink that makes you act or think you're someone else! Be Astolfo! ]

[ A lance will pop up over his head. ]

I'm a Rider class Servant! I use the Hippogriff to fly around or rush enemies with my lance. I also have a few Noble Phantasms that I can use. [ Oh. ] Think of those as magical objects with a special ability.

[refractures]

[ I'm very sure that he would flip out if that happened--

Seo looks at the lance. Wow. That's so big. ]

It really is a supernatural magical fight, huh... Those things sound like trump cards.

[riderculous]

[ Him making Astolfo faces ]

Pretty much! If you're that curious, I could give you a demonstration after we're no longer nerfed here.

[ Adding more things to show him later ]

[refractures]

Looks like you'll be showing me a lot of things... Are you sure you won't overwhelm me with the list?

[ He laughs. ]

[riderculous]

[ Grinning. ]

I could take it slow for you if you'd like.

[ It'll mean spending more time with him ]

[refractures]

[ He smiles at him as he takes another sip of his drink. ]

I suppose I can spare some time before I inevitably return. After all, where else will I get that sort of experience?

[riderculous]

[ Seo has both hands occupied, so he'll just put a hand on his arm ]

Exactly! Leave it to me, and I'll make sure it'll be a good one.

[ Or it'll be cursed. Only time will tell. ]

[refractures]

[ A good experience or a cursed one--Seo will take either whether he wants to or not. ]

Ah, but aren't trump cards last resorts for a reason? Won't take they a lot of your energy?

[riderculous]

[ Seo just takes so much from him. ]

It's fine! I should have plenty of mana stored up! If not, I can see about getting it from someone.

[refractures]

[ he takes so much from everyone... ]

Hm? But isn't that sort of thing special? I don't think anyone else would have it here if it's a unique thing.

[riderculous]

[ he's so cute ]

Pretty much! Mana itself is pretty rare in a person, but there is another kind that every living creature has that I may be able to borrow.

[ Waving his free hand before taking another drink as if to say it's okay. ]

I'll worry about it when it happens.

[refractures]

[ ???

Well, if Astolfo says so. Seo won't worry about it too much. ]

Mana is basically magical energy, isn't it? I wonder who would have the most out of all of us here...

[riderculous]

[ You're too much of an innocent maiden to hear about getting it from kissing ]

I could ask around! [ He will forget to actually do this. Leaning back to do a slow turn around on the stool. ]

I don't suppose you have any surprise abilities or something.

[refractures]

[ HELLO??? ]

Haha, well~ there's nothing remarkable about me. I'm just a regular person and all~

[riderculous]

[ After completing a full circle, he'll grin a smile. ]

I think regular people are remarkable even without having mana. And you're pretty interesting to me.

[refractures]

Unfortunately, I would like to be unremarkable in every way.

[ Except his hair color, I guess. ]

[riderculous]

Why is that?

[refractures]

Because I would stand out much less! Therefore, attracting less trouble my way~ Though it can't be said about my hair. It's somehow natural.

[ His two-tone purple ass. ]

[riderculous]

[ Ah, another trouble magnet ]

I don't think you stand out more than anyone else here.

[ Astolfo is going to point at the white bit of hair on his own head ]

This is natural, too.

[refractures]

[ When he looks over at Astolfo's white bit of hair, he also thinks of Welt's. Pain. ]

And it's not some natural part of aging?

[ He laughs it off anyway. ]

[riderculous]

[ OH NO! Not the reminder of Welt. ]

How old do you think I am?

[ He'll reach over to touch Seo's hair. ]

[refractures]

[ Seo turns his head when Astolfo reaches over to touch his hair. He doesn't slap their hand away but does raise an eyebrow at the action. ]

Hm... mid-twenties?

[riderculous]

[ He'll try to remember hair is no touchy! Astolfo does another spin around on the stool while a question mark pops up over his head ]

That sounds about right. [ At least for when he was alive! ]

What kind of trouble do you attract?

[refractures]

Ah... a bunch of stuff that I don't want! The seven children part in that scenario was too much, but I did end up having to raise a kid after his parents passed away.

[ ... ]

I'm not good at parenting!