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[refractures]

i cant find any GOOD astolfo memes

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Week 2, Wednesday

[riderculous]

[ They can just bring beer with them back to the motel!

Astolfo is already going to indicate the bed! ]

See? It's pretty big, right?

[refractures]

[ Seodore eventually thinks it'll be fine to have a sleepover, and that is why they're here. At least, he's trying. It's hard not to think that stuff like this isn't usually for lovers!! It's all he knows!!

So he looks over at the bed and then at the pink bathtub that's just. There. ]

Whoever designed this is so bold...

[riderculous]

[ Hopefully this isn't a situation where he'll regret his bed buddy considering how he's pretty shameless. Placing the beer down on the side table before he sits on the edge. Giving a pat pat next to him ]

Most of their business is probably hook-ups. [ Giving a look over at the tub ] If you want to use it, I won't peek.

[refractures]

Why would I use that??

[ No mention about hook-ups, but he doesn't seem embarrassed by the mention alone at least. ]

Wouldn't this be labeled as a love hotel if it was?

[riderculous]

Just offering.

[ He doesn't know his life or if he got all gross and sweaty in the car ]

If this was a knock-off Japan then they probably would. [ Did he develop something of an immunity to being embarrassed? ]

[refractures]

[ He came prepared this time (no he didn't)

He makes a Face at that though. ]

Jeez~ What do people usually do in sleepovers anyway?

[riderculous]

[ Pfft! ]

What, are you nervous? [ He has to tease a bit ]

They usually play games, talk, or do make-overs. Maybe we should have grabbed something to do on our way here.

[ He is going to work on removing his cape and boots. ]

We can play a game.

[refractures]

Hm? What kind of game?

[ Tell him all about these sleepovers. He doesn't want a makeover though. ]

[riderculous]

I think you would enjoy two truths and a lie. [ Since he likes being wigggly.

He'll take off the nerfed armor skirt next and his belts so he can be more cozy. Then he'll grab his drink. ]

There's also would you rather and truth and dare, but that's more fun with other people. I also scored some cards from the toy store, but we don't have anything to bet with. We could also do a pillow fight.

[refractures]

Ah... they're all icebreakers, aren't they?

[ Talking about himself.... his kryptonite. ]

I guess it won't hurt in the end. I'm curious about you too.

[riderculous]

That's what sleepovers are for. Being social.

[ Did he finally sit down or does Astolfo needs to pull him over. ]

We can make it interesting with drinking.

[ Adultify it in a way that won't scare Seo away ]

Want to start? You just have to say two truths and a lie, and I'll have to pick out the lie.

[refractures]

[ He didn't, so I guess he's being pulled over by Astolfo!! He lets out a surprised sound. Help. ]

Fiiiine. Let me see... I went to America, I can do household chores, aaand I know how to use a sword!

[riderculous]

I already told you I won't do anything to you so relax.

[ Once he's settled, Astolfo will scoot lean against the headboard to give him more space. Bringing his legs up to sit cross-legged. ]

The middle one should be true. [ Thinking... ] Is it the third one?

[refractures]

Yup~ What made you so sure that I can do household chores?

[ He's mostly curious since he doesn't think he mentioned it. ]

[riderculous]

You live alone and seem like you might be the type to keep things tidy.

[ He looks proud of himself. ]

[refractures]

I see~

[ He laughs. ]

Alright, your turn. I feel that yours will be a lot harder.

[riderculous]

[ You seem fussy sir. He's also seen an image of the room ]

I doubt that! I'm pretty easy. [ Maybe ] I was once married when I was alive, I started dressing like this for my cousin, and one of my trump cards is a horn.

[refractures]

[ Seo tilts his head a bit. Hm.................. ]

You don't seem to be the type that was married.

[riderculous]

[ Hehe ]

I don't know how I should feel about you picking that immediately.

[ He does grin at that before nodding ]

You are right. I was too busy running around for anything serious.

[refractures]

Running around, being busy with paladin work?

[ That's what Astolfo means, right. ]

[riderculous]

Paladin work or going on adventures.

[ They were known for as a ladies man, but adventure and his king came first! ]

Why are you making that face?

[refractures]

I don't know what paladins do!

[ That's totally it. Astolfo being a ladies man is something that doesn't cross his mind though. ]

But your cousin, huh? They like cute accessories?

[riderculous]

[ Seo- looks gay
Astolfo- actually bi and was a ho in my original life. ]

They are holy knights that usually serve a specific purpose or calling.

[ Has Astolfo ever served a higher calling? Probably not.

At that question, Astolfo finds himself laughing though as he shakes his head. He'll think of Roland Seo can see him ]

Nope! He's a bit girl crazy and had his heart broken pretty badly! When he saw me like this he was so shocked that it snapped him out for a bit.

[refractures]

[ help

Seo sees Roland and... huh. ]

That blond guy your cousin?

[ ... ]

And that he knows that's still you, right? Not some other girl.

[riderculous]

Yup, that's him! He's a funny guy!

[ Something with blonds or the whole they look nothing alike? ]

Yeah, he knows. It did take him a moment though! [ Oh! ] Oh yeah! He's also the one I went to the moon for.