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[refractures]

i cant find any GOOD astolfo memes

:')

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[riderculous]

That's what sleepovers are for. Being social.

[ Did he finally sit down or does Astolfo needs to pull him over. ]

We can make it interesting with drinking.

[ Adultify it in a way that won't scare Seo away ]

Want to start? You just have to say two truths and a lie, and I'll have to pick out the lie.

[refractures]

[ He didn't, so I guess he's being pulled over by Astolfo!! He lets out a surprised sound. Help. ]

Fiiiine. Let me see... I went to America, I can do household chores, aaand I know how to use a sword!

[riderculous]

I already told you I won't do anything to you so relax.

[ Once he's settled, Astolfo will scoot lean against the headboard to give him more space. Bringing his legs up to sit cross-legged. ]

The middle one should be true. [ Thinking... ] Is it the third one?

[refractures]

Yup~ What made you so sure that I can do household chores?

[ He's mostly curious since he doesn't think he mentioned it. ]

[riderculous]

You live alone and seem like you might be the type to keep things tidy.

[ He looks proud of himself. ]

[refractures]

I see~

[ He laughs. ]

Alright, your turn. I feel that yours will be a lot harder.

[riderculous]

[ You seem fussy sir. He's also seen an image of the room ]

I doubt that! I'm pretty easy. [ Maybe ] I was once married when I was alive, I started dressing like this for my cousin, and one of my trump cards is a horn.

[refractures]

[ Seo tilts his head a bit. Hm.................. ]

You don't seem to be the type that was married.

[riderculous]

[ Hehe ]

I don't know how I should feel about you picking that immediately.

[ He does grin at that before nodding ]

You are right. I was too busy running around for anything serious.

[refractures]

Running around, being busy with paladin work?

[ That's what Astolfo means, right. ]

[riderculous]

Paladin work or going on adventures.

[ They were known for as a ladies man, but adventure and his king came first! ]

Why are you making that face?

[refractures]

I don't know what paladins do!

[ That's totally it. Astolfo being a ladies man is something that doesn't cross his mind though. ]

But your cousin, huh? They like cute accessories?

[riderculous]

[ Seo- looks gay
Astolfo- actually bi and was a ho in my original life. ]

They are holy knights that usually serve a specific purpose or calling.

[ Has Astolfo ever served a higher calling? Probably not.

At that question, Astolfo finds himself laughing though as he shakes his head. He'll think of Roland Seo can see him ]

Nope! He's a bit girl crazy and had his heart broken pretty badly! When he saw me like this he was so shocked that it snapped him out for a bit.

[refractures]

[ help

Seo sees Roland and... huh. ]

That blond guy your cousin?

[ ... ]

And that he knows that's still you, right? Not some other girl.

[riderculous]

Yup, that's him! He's a funny guy!

[ Something with blonds or the whole they look nothing alike? ]

Yeah, he knows. It did take him a moment though! [ Oh! ] Oh yeah! He's also the one I went to the moon for.

[refractures]

You must love your cousin a lot.

[ Astolfo went to the moon for him, started dressing cute for him... The level of devotion is a little awe-inspiring. ]

[riderculous]

He's my best friend and I would have done anything for him or the others back then.

[ Astolfo is very ride and/or die for people. ]

[refractures]

[ Seo was about to ask "and not now", but realizes that it's a stupid question to ask. ]

And I guess you liked it enough to keep doing it.

[riderculous]

[ While he assumes they also joined the ranks of Heroic Spirits, he hasn't seen them nearly all of them died together. ]

I like cute things and I look pretty cute like this, right?

[refractures]

You do. You should dress up however you want if it makes you happy.

[ Yeah! ]

[riderculous]

[ Giving a softer smile at that before pointing to him. ]

It's your turn. Give it to me, Seo.

[refractures]

Alright then~ I live alone, I can bake meat pies, aaaand I was on an exploding airplane.

[ He's trying so hard. ]

[riderculous]

[ He gets a gold star ]

I know the first one already! [ Even without seeing the room, just from his reactions to someone wanting to stick to him is pretty telling! ] The third one?

[refractures]

It's the first one~ I currently live with four other people.

[ Outside of this place, he means. ]

[riderculous]

Really? [ Wao! He doesn't have to worry about him being lonely then. ]

Would you call them friends?