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[refractures]

i cant find any GOOD astolfo memes

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[refractures]

I see~

[ He laughs. ]

Alright, your turn. I feel that yours will be a lot harder.

[riderculous]

[ You seem fussy sir. He's also seen an image of the room ]

I doubt that! I'm pretty easy. [ Maybe ] I was once married when I was alive, I started dressing like this for my cousin, and one of my trump cards is a horn.

[refractures]

[ Seo tilts his head a bit. Hm.................. ]

You don't seem to be the type that was married.

[riderculous]

[ Hehe ]

I don't know how I should feel about you picking that immediately.

[ He does grin at that before nodding ]

You are right. I was too busy running around for anything serious.

[refractures]

Running around, being busy with paladin work?

[ That's what Astolfo means, right. ]

[riderculous]

Paladin work or going on adventures.

[ They were known for as a ladies man, but adventure and his king came first! ]

Why are you making that face?

[refractures]

I don't know what paladins do!

[ That's totally it. Astolfo being a ladies man is something that doesn't cross his mind though. ]

But your cousin, huh? They like cute accessories?

[riderculous]

[ Seo- looks gay
Astolfo- actually bi and was a ho in my original life. ]

They are holy knights that usually serve a specific purpose or calling.

[ Has Astolfo ever served a higher calling? Probably not.

At that question, Astolfo finds himself laughing though as he shakes his head. He'll think of Roland Seo can see him ]

Nope! He's a bit girl crazy and had his heart broken pretty badly! When he saw me like this he was so shocked that it snapped him out for a bit.

[refractures]

[ help

Seo sees Roland and... huh. ]

That blond guy your cousin?

[ ... ]

And that he knows that's still you, right? Not some other girl.

[riderculous]

Yup, that's him! He's a funny guy!

[ Something with blonds or the whole they look nothing alike? ]

Yeah, he knows. It did take him a moment though! [ Oh! ] Oh yeah! He's also the one I went to the moon for.

[refractures]

You must love your cousin a lot.

[ Astolfo went to the moon for him, started dressing cute for him... The level of devotion is a little awe-inspiring. ]

[riderculous]

He's my best friend and I would have done anything for him or the others back then.

[ Astolfo is very ride and/or die for people. ]

[refractures]

[ Seo was about to ask "and not now", but realizes that it's a stupid question to ask. ]

And I guess you liked it enough to keep doing it.

[riderculous]

[ While he assumes they also joined the ranks of Heroic Spirits, he hasn't seen them nearly all of them died together. ]

I like cute things and I look pretty cute like this, right?

[refractures]

You do. You should dress up however you want if it makes you happy.

[ Yeah! ]

[riderculous]

[ Giving a softer smile at that before pointing to him. ]

It's your turn. Give it to me, Seo.

[refractures]

Alright then~ I live alone, I can bake meat pies, aaaand I was on an exploding airplane.

[ He's trying so hard. ]

[riderculous]

[ He gets a gold star ]

I know the first one already! [ Even without seeing the room, just from his reactions to someone wanting to stick to him is pretty telling! ] The third one?

[refractures]

It's the first one~ I currently live with four other people.

[ Outside of this place, he means. ]

[riderculous]

Really? [ Wao! He doesn't have to worry about him being lonely then. ]

Would you call them friends?

[refractures]

Hm... We're more like coworkers. I'll add a little something about this on my next turn, so you can go now.

[ Astolfo time. ]

[riderculous]

[ Puffing his cheeks at that. Not fair ]

Okay, I'll wait. [ Hmm hmm hmm ]

I was once turned into a tree by a witch, I once defeated a griffin with his own net, and one of my trump cards is a horn.

[refractures]

[ Seo blinks. This sounds familiar? ]

Well, the last one is true since you mentioned that before. Maybe it's the tree one?

[riderculous]

[ He forgot. ]

Nope! It's the middle one. It wasn't a griffin but a giant.

[refractures]

How did it feel to be a tree? I imagine it's some levels of horrifying.

[ He's suddenly getting a lot of David and Goliath vibes. ]