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W0 Sunday before the party

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[ The air is nice and crispy at the park and Seodore is here tossing some chex mix to a squirrel. It scarfs it down immediately and decides to sit on his shoe.

...

This is his life now. ]

[sarkazm]

Hey, you know what happens when you feed little beasts like that, don't you?

[she's perched somewhere nearby, legs crossed, watching him.]

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What? That they'll come back for more? Great! I won't have to go looking for them, then.

[ ... Sure.

He tosses another chex mix pretzel at it. ]

[sarkazm]

For what, food?

[why. they're squirrels.]

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To pass the time, of course! There's some sort of enlightenment about helping the wild to preserve itself... or something.

[sarkazm]

If it could preserve itself, it wouldn't need your help. You're wasting your time.

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I'm enjoying my time, so I don't consider it a waste.

[ He has that :3c sort of face when he turns to look back at her. ]

[sarkazm]

Whatever. It'll work out for the rest of us if these things just run right up expecting food, anyway-- if we manage to run out of supplies, they'll really help out~

[refractures]

These small things? It can hardly feed anyone.

[ He lifts his leg a little with the squirrel still on it. It stares at W for a moment before hopping down Seodore's leg.

Then it launches itself at her shoe. ]

[sarkazm]

[im sorry about her.

because she reflexively kicks it. nope!! do not!]

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[ The squirrel is kicked like a football and goes flying. Bye, squirrel... Seodore just watches this happen. ]

Poor thing. Afraid that it has rabies?

[sarkazm]

Oops, my bad~

[totally unrepentant. sorry, squirrel.]

It jumped at me, what'd you expect?

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Hm. Impulse control?

[ No, but that would be funny. ]

[sarkazm]

Hey, usually if something were coming at me like that, it'd be a threat! Reflex.

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Alright, squirrel kicker.

[ lmao ]

[sarkazm]

Kicking counts as mercy, if you ask me.

[he could be calling her squirrel exploder right now.]

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Hm? How so? Please enlighten this one~

[ By saving it from a different fate of W ratshaking it??? ]

[sarkazm]

It's still in one piece, right?~

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... Are you saying that you would use a grenade launcher on a squirrel?

[ Girl... your belongings. He knows what that looks like... ]

[sarkazm]

If I got bored enough, who knows?

[she wouldn't waste a perfectly good grenade on that... but he doesn't have to know.]

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[ You know what.

He reaches out to grab one of her hair antennas. ]

[sarkazm]

[antenna: grabbed.]

-ooh, bold. You sure you wanna play like that?

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You didn't kick me!

[ He laughs. ]

You better kill me in one shot or I might just give you a small bald spot~

[sarkazm]

Don't tempt me. It's seriously boring around here... but it'd be over way too fast to make it worth my while.

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[ He pulls a tiny strand without hesitation. ]