wenis / w

[refractures]

(kafka voice) boom

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[refractures]

I'm enjoying my time, so I don't consider it a waste.

[ He has that :3c sort of face when he turns to look back at her. ]

[sarkazm]

Whatever. It'll work out for the rest of us if these things just run right up expecting food, anyway-- if we manage to run out of supplies, they'll really help out~

[refractures]

These small things? It can hardly feed anyone.

[ He lifts his leg a little with the squirrel still on it. It stares at W for a moment before hopping down Seodore's leg.

Then it launches itself at her shoe. ]

[sarkazm]

[im sorry about her.

because she reflexively kicks it. nope!! do not!]

[refractures]

[ The squirrel is kicked like a football and goes flying. Bye, squirrel... Seodore just watches this happen. ]

Poor thing. Afraid that it has rabies?

[sarkazm]

Oops, my bad~

[totally unrepentant. sorry, squirrel.]

It jumped at me, what'd you expect?

[refractures]

Hm. Impulse control?

[ No, but that would be funny. ]

[sarkazm]

Hey, usually if something were coming at me like that, it'd be a threat! Reflex.

[refractures]

Alright, squirrel kicker.

[ lmao ]

[sarkazm]

Kicking counts as mercy, if you ask me.

[he could be calling her squirrel exploder right now.]

[refractures]

Hm? How so? Please enlighten this one~

[ By saving it from a different fate of W ratshaking it??? ]

[sarkazm]

It's still in one piece, right?~

[refractures]

... Are you saying that you would use a grenade launcher on a squirrel?

[ Girl... your belongings. He knows what that looks like... ]

[sarkazm]

If I got bored enough, who knows?

[she wouldn't waste a perfectly good grenade on that... but he doesn't have to know.]

[refractures]

[ You know what.

He reaches out to grab one of her hair antennas. ]

[sarkazm]

[antenna: grabbed.]

-ooh, bold. You sure you wanna play like that?

[refractures]

You didn't kick me!

[ He laughs. ]

You better kill me in one shot or I might just give you a small bald spot~

[sarkazm]

Don't tempt me. It's seriously boring around here... but it'd be over way too fast to make it worth my while.

[refractures]

[ He pulls a tiny strand without hesitation. ]

[sarkazm]

[she kicks him this time. in the crotch.]

[refractures]

[ christ

He doubles over and falls onto the snow all curled up. ]

Ah... I should have pulled more if it was gonna be like this...

[sarkazm]

Hey, where's the 'kill me in one shot' attitude, huh?

[sorry not sorry...]

[refractures]

Well, technically you didn't even try...

[ girl. ]

[sarkazm]

I get it, I get it. You only want it without the pain, right?

[refractures]

[ He looks up at her and huffs out a laugh. It's very difficult, but he manages. ]

You're soooo bad at murder.