Terrible, isn't it? To be made a plaything of whatever is out there.
[ He breathes out more smoke. ]
From the looks of it, you'll always be coerced to do something stupid after being kidnapped to wherever you go. Apparently, I wanted these to feed a family of eight as a widow.
[ He holds up the chihuahua beanie baby and never letting it go, similar to Welt apart from it being trusted to Astolfo in the end. ]
They were worth tons of money. What did you think, that we were going to eat this thing? Anyway, there was a battle royale for them inside a supermarket for these limited things. I collected many with the intention to scalp them on the market.
[ He's not going to explain supply and demand to W.... ]
That was the only thing that mattered, and money isn't really something that I normally care about to that extent. A word of warning if you ever get into a similar kidnapping—you will also get brainwashed with lingering effects.
[ If he hears something like "skill issue", he's going to blow smoke at her face. ]
Whimsy is your secret name and all that, yeah. I get it.
[ Another big breath of smoke. His body aches so much. Honestly, he looks forward to being crushed by a giant chalupa at this rate just to free himself from the pain. ]
And if you bit me hard enough, you might end up finding out whether these loops reverse exposure, too. Sounds like you've got a lot to look forward to.
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[ He breathes out more smoke. ]
From the looks of it, you'll always be coerced to do something stupid after being kidnapped to wherever you go. Apparently, I wanted these to feed a family of eight as a widow.
[ He holds up the chihuahua beanie baby and never letting it go, similar to Welt apart from it being trusted to Astolfo in the end. ]
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[how does a dog plushie feed ANYONE. who has a family that big, anyway?]
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[ Black Friday. It's Black Friday. ]
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[fake lives, fake economy?? something like that.]
At least you had a decent idea, even if it was all a setup.
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That was the only thing that mattered, and money isn't really something that I normally care about to that extent. A word of warning if you ever get into a similar kidnapping—you will also get brainwashed with lingering effects.
[ If he hears something like "skill issue", he's going to blow smoke at her face. ]
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They won't try it on me if they know what's good for 'em.
[she's going to be so pissed about it.]
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[ He breathes on another drag. ]
For free.
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[ He hopes she slips on a banana peel!!! ]
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It's doing a good job of both regardless of their intentions.
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Well, it's a pain in the ass. Hard to pin down whichever one of us might know something about this if we keep teleporting off.
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[ You know, after they inevitably get crushed by a chalupa. Twice is a pattern. ]
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[ Another big breath of smoke. His body aches so much. Honestly, he looks forward to being crushed by a giant chalupa at this rate just to free himself from the pain. ]
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[for a second she's blessedly quiet, but.]
Hey. If they died from injuries like that, and didn't come back... you think those are gonna heal, or not?
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Now, that will definitely be a pain in the ass.
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[after another second:]
And if you bit me hard enough, you might end up finding out whether these loops reverse exposure, too. Sounds like you've got a lot to look forward to.
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[ Reversing exposure???? ]
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I didn't bother checking to see if you even made me bleed, though.
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Wow, that sounds quite disgusting~ Of course it would be from you of all people~
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