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[refractures]

(kafka voice) boom

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[sarkazm]

[look she knows that part... there's just no way a dog toy would ever be that high in demand...]

They won't try it on me if they know what's good for 'em.

[she's going to be so pissed about it.]

[refractures]

You'll probably kill someone too.

[ He breathes on another drag. ]

For free.

[sarkazm]

Probably, but who cares about that? I just don't like the idea of doing it free for you.

[refractures]

Hm. Enjoy your future adventure.

[ He hopes she slips on a banana peel!!! ]

[sarkazm]

I won't, if it's anything like the shit you guys have mentioned so far. What's the point, anyway? Take more of us out before the loop? Distract us?

[refractures]

[ He looks at her like "that was sarkazm but okay!!!", but he doesn't say that. However, the vibes. They're there. ]

It's doing a good job of both regardless of their intentions.

[sarkazm]

[the vibe he gets back is mildly satisfied. sometimes you just annoy a dude on purpose.]

Well, it's a pain in the ass. Hard to pin down whichever one of us might know something about this if we keep teleporting off.

[refractures]

Unfortunately, it's not like we can just tie a camera around all of us and record everything we go through.

[sarkazm]

Depends. Think the store's got a few cams? Bet you I could run a little surveillance...

[refractures]

I don't doubt they have cameras in the electronics floor of Sears, but whether they work at all is the bigger problem.

[sarkazm]

The tools are fine. I don't see why cameras wouldn't be.

[refractures]

Going to try it out next time?

[ You know, after they inevitably get crushed by a chalupa. Twice is a pattern. ]

[sarkazm]

If I feel like it. Who knows!

[refractures]

Whimsy is your secret name and all that, yeah. I get it.

[ Another big breath of smoke. His body aches so much. Honestly, he looks forward to being crushed by a giant chalupa at this rate just to free himself from the pain. ]

[sarkazm]

Sure, something like that.

[for a second she's blessedly quiet, but.]

Hey. If they died from injuries like that, and didn't come back... you think those are gonna heal, or not?

[refractures]

[ He will treasure that second of silence, because he doesn't really want to think about it if he doesn't. He lets out a biiig sigh. ]

Now, that will definitely be a pain in the ass.

[sarkazm]

Guess you'll find out!

[after another second:]

And if you bit me hard enough, you might end up finding out whether these loops reverse exposure, too. Sounds like you've got a lot to look forward to.

[refractures]

... What?

[ Reversing exposure???? ]

[sarkazm]

You might just get what you wanted after all!

I didn't bother checking to see if you even made me bleed, though.

[refractures]

[ ................. ]

Wow, that sounds quite disgusting~ Of course it would be from you of all people~

[sarkazm]

It isn't my fault if you couldn't keep your mouth to yourself.

[refractures]

Oh, I'm soooo sorry. I couldn't keep it in when you just ran your mouth off like that. Do you want something more dignified next time? Sorry, but I don't have anything like that, see...?

[sarkazm]

And neither do I, so I guess we're more similar than your sorry ass wants to think!

[refractures]

Wow.

[ His expression goes flat immediately. ]

I hate that a lot, actually.

[sarkazm]

Oh, most do.

[lol, lmao, etcetera.]

You'll get over it.