Isn't that most of us? Here we are, unlucky enough to have been brought into yet another one of these rounds and hoping to strike lucky to get out of it once again.
That may be so, but play your cards right, and there's nothing quite as satisfying as the look of crushing disappointment and defeat in those formerly smug faces.
Oh, we just have sooooo many gods and angel-adjacent people here that it sickens me! Angels are terrible! We even have a satan-adjacent here! That one gets lumped with the formerly mentioned.
[ Speaking of the Holy Bible, we are now at the Grand Library, and Aventurine is peering into the kinetoscope and watching the black and white film on display.
... Except that it stops midway through the film? He looks up from the machine and appears puzzled. ]
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Once the memory fades, he's going to stand there in a stunned daze for a moment before looking around until he spots Seodore. Oh boy, memshare week. ]
... It must be that time again.
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[ He closes his eyes. His 2wk ass doesn't want to be here anymore. ]
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[ Seodore, your cute domestic life... ]
But yes, expect to have all your deepest, darkest secrets rooted out for the next week.
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[ :) ]
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[ EAT A SNICKERS ]
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[ no ]
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[ In a bit of a teasing tone. ]
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Well then, how very fortunate for me to have witnessed a memory that didn't lead to either of our deaths.
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[ lol
lmao ]
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[ looooooollll ]
It was quite a sweet memory. Though, I must say, the man in the memory doesn't much resemble the man in front of me now...
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[ He just smiles and smiles. ]
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[ Also smiles... They are just smiley people enjoying the company. ]
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[ Aventurine will get the idea that Seo really doesn't like talking about this topic... ]
I'm just a twenty-five-year-old human~
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Am I meant to believe that after what I just saw?
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You can believe in whatever you want, but I'll just keep saying the same thing.
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How do introductions sound, then? Mr. Seodore, right? I'm called Aventurine.
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Aventurine... for the stone? Or "adventure"?
[ Are you a jrpg protagonist, mister adventure? Tell him more. ]
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[ here, you can have this memory you already hsr familiar haki ]
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Unlucky to be in a bad situation, but lucky enough to get out of it...
[ He wonders if he has survivor's guilt. ]
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[ Insanity, but story of his life. ]
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[ He just smiles wryly. ]
Sometimes, people just want to see us suffer the bad luck of the draw. Isn't that right?
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That may be so, but play your cards right, and there's nothing quite as satisfying as the look of crushing disappointment and defeat in those formerly smug faces.
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If anything, Seodore seems normal. ]
Doing that to gods in particular feels incredibly satisfying.
[ He thinks back to his scuffle with Scara... good times. ]
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[ IS THAT WHY YOUR HUSBAND IS DEAD ]
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Luckily for you, there seems to be plenty here.
[ But he seems a little chagrined. gods, man. ]
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You speak as though you have a vendetta.
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Oh, we just have sooooo many gods and angel-adjacent people here that it sickens me! Angels are terrible! We even have a satan-adjacent here! That one gets lumped with the formerly mentioned.
[ Our freaking teen triad...................... ]
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[ SO HE KIND OF GETS IT? ]
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[ Honestly, yeah? That tracks. ]
What did it do? Curse everyone based on the several verses from Exodus?
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[ oh scawwy ]
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[ AVENTURINE DOESN'T KNOW THE BIBLE'S IMPORTANCE!!! CHRISTIANITY NEVER INVADED SIGONIA!! ]
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[ Good for Aventurine tbh ]
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[ RETIRES THIS THREAD GOOBY W3 ]
w4, monday.
... Except that it stops midway through the film? He looks up from the machine and appears puzzled. ]
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I think this is my fault.
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[ ... ]
Did you curse her to do that? Goodness, I can already feel the allergic reaction this godforsaken soup would give me.
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[ Seo? ]
Wow, you really dislike that thing.
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[ Just... one of the many gods out there.................. multiverse shit ]
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[ YOU ARE SO DAMAGED SEO ]
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[ It doesn't look like he'll expand on that. ]
I imagine a god has committed many wrongs against many people like a regular person.
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[ He's got his own beefs but not like THIS. ]
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[ He tilts his head. Does Aventurine have wisdom to share?? ]
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[ If you can consider this wisdom. ]
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[ Counter wisdom!!
basically bullshit, i guess ]