wenis / astolfo pc

[refractures]

i cant find any GOOD astolfo memes

:')

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[riderculous]

[ He'll find himself at Pharmahut with a hippogriff as a pillow and a cape as a blanket. Wowee.

Astolfo is sitting near just looking over Lisa Frank stickers trying to decide which to use next. ]

[refractures]

[ He stirs a little and opens his eyes. It's warm, which is weird. His thoughts are still a little hazy, but he's awake. Sort of. ]

Did I die...

[riderculous]

[ !!!

Astolfo is just going to drop the stickers and crawl over. It's tempting to just lunge at him, but that would kill him for real so they'll settle putting a hand on his arm ]

Nope nope, not yet. [ They still have a date with the chalupa later... ] How are you feeling?

[refractures]

[ There's a bit of silence before he answers. The emoshare is a little complicated too as he tries to sort through his wooziness. ]

... I don't know.

[ He settles into something more solemn as he thinks about something else. ]

Ahh, this is why living is a pain~ Everything hurts sooo bad.

[riderculous]

[ Reaching over to lightly pet his head. Seo did good staying alive! ]

We are pretty close to where the pain killers are. Would you like some?

[refractures]

If there's water, yeah.

[ He can't even get mad at the head patting... He's so out of it. ]

[riderculous]

[ He hasn't seen him mad about head patting before so doesn't know he should make the most of it.

Grabbing a water bottle from the front and a bottle of pain killers before returning to his side. ]

Are you able to take them on your own?

[refractures]

[ He is so particular about them... Anyway, Seo tries to move his arms. They feel unbearably heavy and more blood spurts into his clothes when he tries. Guess that's a no-go. ]

[riderculous]

[ Getting a couple of pills out. ]

Open wide!

[refractures]

[ He cannot unhinge his jaw, so he slightly opens his mouth. He'd prefer to do this sort of thing himself, but man. There's really no other way.

But at least he's being obedient. ]

[riderculous]

Good good. [ Good boy! He smiles at that as feeds him the two pills before following up with the water bottle. Carefully tilting it as to not drown him. ]

[refractures]

[ He takes the painkillers and Astolfo's way of doing things is great! It's just that after he swallows, Seo is about to cough again, so his chest is in great pain as he held it down. ]

When is... the chalupa falling...

[riderculous]

[ Putting the water down with concern. ]

Not really sure. I haven't been paying attention.

[ Carefully going to slide his arm under Seo's back though. ]

Want to try sitting up?

[refractures]

No, just leave me here...

[ He'd probably quip about letting the earth reclaim him or whatever, but he just wants to lie down. ]

[riderculous]

[ Giving a nod before just deciding to settle down next to him. ]

You did really scare me, you know.

[ Now that the emotions of him actually waking up has run it's course, he feels tired. Reaching behind them to stroke the hippogriff there. ]

[refractures]

[ Sorry to the hippogriff for possibly getting bloody all over him... His bleeding was profuse. ]

Did I? But it doesn't even look like this place has much consequences for "dying" anyway. It's not even a true death, so why should it matter?

[riderculous]

[ Hippogriff is used to it being Astolfo's steed. ]

You did you did! [ Huffing out as they frown. ] It matters to me! It could have decided you won't come back from that.

[ It hasn't brought back any of those who were murdered or died from those adventures... Maybe that duel would have also been the same? ]

[refractures]

You say that like it's a bad thing?

[ :') ]

[riderculous]

[ Do we need to check out horrible 90's therapy ]

Do you dislike yourself that much?

[refractures]

[ It's fine he's from 2019. But does that make it better? No. ]

It's not about that. It's just something I have to do, like eating, drinking, and breathing.

[riderculous]

[ That's not a no and he would smack you if you weren't already fucked up ]

When it comes, it'll come. Before it happens, I do want to save you.

[refractures]

Save me?

[ He looks at Astolfo with those R255 eyes. They're obnoxiously red, but sometimes he looks like he's fitting for a horror scene. ]

[riderculous]

[ He'll meet his gaze with something like pride ]

I did say I'll accompany you. I may be the worst one, but I'm still one of the Twelve Paladins of Charlemagne. I intend to follow through with what I say.

[refractures]

Oh, from this place.

[ Seo has a look of realization. ]

Sorry~... I'm not used to anyone doing things for me out of the kindness of their heart, see? But I can tell when someone is being genuine.

... So, thank you, I suppose.

[riderculous]

I don't know if I would say it's out of kindness. I like you and it would be pretty boring without you around.

[ It's Astolfo just deciding things for himself as usual. He isn't sure where he can touch that isn't fucked up, so he'll just settle his hand on Seo's cheek and give it a gentle pat. ]

Do you want to be saved after this place? If you reach out asking for help, I'll help you.