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[refractures]

i cant find any GOOD astolfo memes

:')

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[riderculous]

[ What happened to his neck and torso??? They won't mess with the bandages to see, but the curiosity is there ]

I'm asking you. Is it hard to talk about?

[refractures]

[ He stabbed himself in the neck when W held out her knife and torso was ruined by #1 fox topper... ]

Nobody likes losing control of themselves and talking about it, of course.

[riderculous]

[ They are a simple Astolfo and missed so much even if they were right there. ]

Ah, I'll go ask the kid later then. [ If they remember to! ] What part doesn't hurt on you?

[refractures]

[ Astolfo was busy... he was the only one trying to mend wounds, so honestly? ]

Ahh, everywhere kinda hurts on me now that the adrenaline faded and all. I wanna die soooo baaaaad...

[riderculous]

[ He can't let people bleed out on his watch. There's a pause before he'll just reach for Seo's free hand then. If every where hurts, then it won't matter where he touches, right? ]

If that's what you really want, then maybe wait until after we break the loops.

[refractures]

I have all the time in the world.

[ Maybe that's what he meant by not dying. Powers? Possibly. Luck? No. Either way, it's fact.

His hands have gloves over them, and he doesn't mind Astolfo touching his hand. ]

Got an idea about breaking them?

[riderculous]

I see I see. You're immortal.

[ Unless he's like Astolfo. He's not going to mind the gloves as he takes his hand to hold. ]

The only thing I can think of is checking out the places we can't get to. My hippogriff and percy's pegasus might be able to get up there.

[refractures]

I'm human.

[ He says that with such finality when he changes topics naturally. ]

They usually lock higher places, so going for a ride would be convenient. You haven't done it before?

[riderculous]

[ While curious, they will let the topic go. ]

I have and got knocked off, but he kept flying up higher and higher without me.

[ Puffing up his cheeks as he says it ] Maybe if we had enough rope we could climb up it while he holds it in place.

[refractures]

[ lol. lmao. poor astolfo!! Seodore can't help but to laugh a little at that even if it hurts his side more. ]

I think W tried to blow up one of the doors that blocked her way with a grenade launcher, but it didn't work. Even if we get there, we most likely can't do anything.

[riderculous]

[ Don't hurt yourself, Seodore ]

Ah, it's not fair! Why give us this knock-off micro New York city and not let us explore it fully!

[ Like it's a personal slight or something. ]

[refractures]

[ To that, he laughs more. Astolfo's too funny. ]

Haha, a "knock-off micro New York"? I like that! We should rename this place to that. It's a terrible tourist attraction. I wouldn't recommend it to anyone.

[riderculous]

Right! Let's paint it across the buildings! Maybe that'll get the attention of whomever is running this place!

[ HOPEFULLY??? ]

[refractures]

Yeah, let's get a bunch of paint from the home improvement section and splatter everything with paint.

[ It probably won't solve anything, but it might lower his stress. ]

[riderculous]

[ Lowering stress and maybe it'll be a little therapeutic. Hopping up to his feet before offering his hand to help him up ]

Let's go!

[ Before more bodies and chalupa time ]

[refractures]

[ Seo just stares at Astolfo as if to say "right now??", but yeah. That's obvious, isn't it. After a moment's hesitation, he reaches out to hold his hand and pull himself up even if everything is just Pain right now.

I imagine they somehow get interrupted by more bodies so they can have their splatoon fest in another loop... ]

[riderculous]

[ There's no time like right now! He should learn that once there's an idea in Astolfo's head, he intends to go through with it until he's distracted by something else.

Too bad that something else is more death, pain, and Chalupa'd once again ]