refractures | wenis / astolfo pc

[ They have to think about it. When you're both immortal and a, as IV would say, lunatic, smaller details slip through the crack. ]

Hm... that's true! We were all Paladins of Charlamagne who adventured together.

[ He'll invade Seo's space once again to see the gaudy ones. They are going to laugh at some of them. ]

Eh? There's bugs? Who wants bugs in their ice cream? [ Gummy bugs but still! It's so funny. Astolfo is going to look around. ] Oh! Some of them have nuts. I do like nuts. Think I should try those or one of the colorful long ones?

If you like nuts, then you should choose an ice cream with them!

[ The colorful long ones... oh, that one has an interesting design. ]

The... itza... ka... doozie? Even the name is incomprehensible!

[ Pfft. Even if Astolfo said it first, they will snicker at him saying they like nuts. ]

Okay! [ They'll get the turtle one then! They'll look at the colorful long one he's trying to pronounce. It's all interesting looking! ]

Are you going to try it? Are you?

[ Where is the lie here. Seo looks at it again. ]

Yeah, I might as well try new things while I'm still here~

[ ................... ]

Other than being crushed by a chalupa. That got old really fast.

It did! I don't think I want to look at a chalupa for a long time.

[ Or dance floors. Or Britney Spears.

Astolfo will spare him from sticking hands into the freezer by picking up one of the itzakadoozies for him and offering it up. Speaking of new things!!! ]

Seo, have you tried playing the games in the radio store or built one of those bears yet?

[ But Seo has gloves!! Astolfo, please... but he accepts the popsicle anyway and frees it from its packaging. ]

I made one of those tama things in the latter, but I'm afraid I'm not suited to play games~

[ What is having sense or reason? Besides they wouldn't be much of a knight if they couldn't do this much.

Unwrapping their own ice cream. ]

Ah, so those wouldn't be anything new. [ Taking a bite of their ice cream and then grinning wide at it. ]

Oh! This is pretty good! [ Biting off a piece of the chocolate shell nomnomnom ]

[ Cute. Seo watches Astolfo bite the bits of the chocolate shell as he licks the tip of his ice pop. As he expected, it tastes very sweet, only saved by the fact that it's ice cream and probably watered down from its original flavor.

Also, for some reason, this is sour? Seo makes a face. ]

[ They have their tongue out, about to lick again when they see his whole face pucker up.

They are going to just laugh! ]

Wahahahaha! Your face. Your face!

It's so sour! I didn't expect it to be like this??

[ They're not supposed to be and I just made that up. I do what I want after endgame. ]

Here, try it.

[ He even holds it out to Astolfo. It'll be super sour. ]

[ Living your best endgame life.

Still chortling as they look at the offending pop. ]

Maybe that's why it's a doozie.

[ Since he's offering, they'll curl their hand around his hand offering the popsicle to bring it close to their mouth. Just going to bite the tip off to eat.

Only for them to make a face as well! ]

Waa! It's super sour! [ Britney WHY this ]

[ Seo looks at Astolfo and tries to hold himself back from laughing. Poor Astolfo... ]

Isn't it? Maybe I should just eat the rest in one go.

[ And maybe spill rainbows from his mouth. ]

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[ He should laugh at Astolfo! They are still making a puckered face and sticking their tongue out as if that'll help.

They will offer up their own ice cream if he wants a bite, while considering the length of the traitorous sour one. ]

Can you actually fit it all in your mouth?

Yes? I don't see why I can't.

[ He's too preoccupied by how the sourness will destroy his mouth that he's not thinking about the innuendo at all. ]

[ It's fine, they won't realize it until he's actually shoving it in. ]

Wow, Seo! You must be able to fit quite a bit in there. [ They will let him go. ]

Okay okay! Go ahead and do it. [ The idea is just funny at the moment! ~~If he winds up dying because of choking on a popsicle...~~]

[ He wishes he could genuinely die choking on a popsicle. Alas.

Since Seo and Astolfo ate a bit of the popsicle, it's not too bad of a length to put inside his mouth. However, it quickly becomes apparent that it's not the size that's the problem--it's the sourness that glides across his tongue that leads to Seo almost swallowing the stick along with the ice cream.

He's just going to stay there for a bit. ]

[ Seodon't

They are about to take another bite of their own ice cream, but him shoving the length into his mouth both distracts and makes him forget what he was doing.

Ah.

Their face is then going to go red, while the vanilla ice cream starts to melt. ]

[ Astolfo... please...

Seo's face remains stuck when affected by the extreme sour flavor for a while, so he doesn't get to see Astolfo's red face. He eventually comes around though, and looks at Astolfo's ice cream.

He won't tell them. ]

Time to never do that again!

[ Look, it's been a really long time?

The blush thankfully fades to something more normal, and they are pondering on poking Seo in the face to reboot him when he finally says something. ]

I don't think I could remain calm if you did anything like that again.

[ Finally follows his look to the ice cream. Whoops! Time to lick up the mess on their hand and the sides of the treat ]

Want to find an apple next? [ So he has something better left on his taste buds? ]

Huh?

[ ................. ]

Sure! Apples would be great. I wonder how fresh these are. I heard the honeycrisp brand was good.

I am just a guy, Seo.

[ Work it out. They believe in you.

They will offer their non-sticky to him. Apple adventure next, while they work on their ice cream ]

Have you ever had them cut up into little rabbits?

[ So is he?? Let him live, Astolfo. Oh, wait--

He holds their hand anyway, following. ]

Ah, yeah... I've done that before.

[ He seems a little sheepish about it. ]

It was definitely a pain at first.

[ Wow.

Handholding and swinging their hands as Astolfo munches on the chocolate shell. ]

They are cute! [ Why so sheepish? ] Who did you cut them for? [ Hubby? Friend's son? ]

[ Because it's cutesy? It's a little embarrassing? It sounds like teasing material that Seo would definitely use if it wasn't him. But he thinks about how he learned about them and he falls silent for a bit. ]

... My husband. It was just dessert after one of our meals. It wasn't a special occasion.

[ Oh that is cute! While Astolfo is a tease, they won't tease him about anything with his husband. ]

It was special enough for you to put in the effort. You're really cute, Seo. [ ...however that won't spare him from being called cute though ]

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