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[refractures]

i cant find any GOOD astolfo memes

:')

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[riderculous]

[ Someone is sitting by the entranceway to the foot locker waiting for his return. They have their bunnyhood pulled up over their head and seem to be zoning out. It's the sigh that seems to snap them back.

They can be normal and walk over, but they will actually just crawl over to see if it's Seo.

Their shoulders sag in relief at spotting him before they just crawl the rest of the way ]

Seo! You're back!

[refractures]

Huh... oh, Astolfo. It sounds like you're back to normal~ Unless you want more of my blood? I'm really hoping all that earlier was enough, because I'm pretty exhausted, you see...

[ He weakly laughs. ]

[riderculous]

[ Normally they like forgetting and moving on without any regret, especially since they weren't actually in control

But they feel bad. They didn't just brush it off and moved on because they like him. There isn't a moon to take away the actual Astolfo has here. ]

I'm normal I'm normal! [ They want to cry though, but that's not very manly of them. ] I'm sorry, Seo.

[refractures]

You really killed me in one shot! That was a really strong trump card as you said. It's too bad that death is cheap here~

[ So— ]

You don't need to be sorry. I'm not mad at you.

[riderculous]

I'm supposed to be able to resist that kind of control.

[ Time to pull out the Bop-It as they lay down next to him. Placing it in the space between them. ]

[refractures]

I think some of us are supposed to, but we are definitely out of luck since we're still in their domain.

[ That's how Seo thinks of it anyway. He looks at the Bop-It and... oh. He rolls to his side so that he can see Astolfo better. ]

Anyway, it's fine! Don't worry about it~ What is this thing anyway? A bludgeon stick?

[riderculous]

I can usually even resist the use of command spell, but only the use of one.

[ He can probably tell that Astolfo is tired for once. Looking at the Bop-It and picking it up again ]

It's a game. You have to press, pull, or twist each thing when it tells you.

[ Funny considering... ]

[refractures]

Hm? What's the point? Does it just get faster as time goes and you have a time limit on performing the action?

[ They can both be exhausted together for different reasons.

Seo looks at the toy. How fascinating. He'll give it a whirl tomorrow. Hopefully he won't explode from it. ]

[riderculous]

Yeah, something like that. Maybe we could see who can get the high score on it.

[ They both went through the trouble for it, might as well beat the thing. Astolfo is going to place it over their head this time before lifting up their arms. He should know what they want ]

[refractures]

[ Seo is tired, but he sees what Astolfo is doing and thinks he understands. He sits up and gives them a hug, even gently patting their back. There, there... ]

[riderculous]

[ Wrapping their arms around him as they smile a bit. ]

It might be a bit before I can break anything else. [ pfft ]

[refractures]

Is this because of your energy reserves?

[ He keeps patting them on the back. Shhh. ]

We can rest~ I doubt there's anything else to do around here other than the occasional hijinks.

[ Honestly, the only reason why Seo doesn't immediately yeet the Bop-It despite how its release basically killed him, is because he doesn't care if it happens again. ]

[riderculous]

Yup yup! I haven't refilled yet since I've got here.

[ All of that showing off yesterday to Seo, Percy, and anyone else on top of what they have done today.]

You could use me as a pillow if you want.

[refractures]

Aren't you the tired one?

[ They're both probably exhausted, but Seo just has regular fatigue. Astolfo has magical fatigue, and that's not something that can be fixed easily, assuming. ]

They have display beds. You should take a snooze on one of those.

[riderculous]

You're tired, too! We could find one big enough for both of us.

[ Sleepover! With only sleeping ]

[refractures]

Does sleeping actually help you recover?

[ Astolfo is technically a spirit. Seo doesn't know jack shit. ]

[riderculous]

Nope!

[ Servants don't need sleep and shouldn't, but Astolfo does what he wants ]

It'll help you and I like being close to you. [ So win win? ]

[refractures]

[ Seo is still pretty bewildered by how fast Astolfo latched onto him as a favorite, but maybe he'll get used to it in time. ]

The feeling of not feeling better after a good rest... that sounds awful~

[riderculous]

[ Astolfo picking the most sketchy one like that one. ]

I still have dreams and those are usually pretty nice.

[refractures]

What do you usually dream of?

[ He would be so offended of being called sketchy. ]

[riderculous]

I usually forget most of them but I do remember dreaming of traveling with the others or traveling to some where new.

[ He's still pretty ]

[refractures]

You want to do it so much that it becomes a part of your dreams, huh...

[ He already knows that he's pretty!! ]

[riderculous]

It was the last thought I had while I was dying. I remember looking up at the sky and thinking that I wouldn't mind doing it all again.

[ He's also cute!! ]

When I got the chance to be physical, I immediately set off to explore the area to experience as much as I could.

[refractures]

You'd definitely be a traveler if you were like a regular person in modern times.

[ 90s airport fashion Astolfo... ]

Though you could definitely save on airline expenses if you just rode on your hippogriff.

[riderculous]

How do you think people would react if they saw a hippogriff flying by a plane?

[ The idea is funny! ]

Have you been to New York or Las Vegas?